Swingset my Ribcage

When I go for drives alone, I recite other people's poems to myself instead of listening to the radio.

franklycats:

Whenever a guy sleeps with lots of girls he is a “player” but whenever I do it I’m a “lesbian”

(via quinessential)

franklycats:

Whenever a guy sleeps with lots of girls he is a “player” but whenever I do it I’m a “lesbian”

(via quinessential)

anatomy-lessons:

lysrummet:

this picture was the best thing to come out of Thursday night

remember how classy we were before the cops showed up

"remember how classy we were before the cops showed up" is going on all of our tombstones geez

anatomy-lessons:

lysrummet:

this picture was the best thing to come out of Thursday night

remember how classy we were before the cops showed up

"remember how classy we were before the cops showed up" is going on all of our tombstones geez

HELP I just “discovered” hobnobs and now I can’t stop eating them and I have to write a short story about masturbation that’s due tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i still dont get the premise of the anaconda thing though bc in what situation has a straight dude’s penis ever turned down sex from a willing girl??????????

i havent started the paper i have due tomorrow so i went to nando’s and then got a drink at backpackers bar and now im drinking tea and dipping 10394574825 digestives into it i am sooooo British