going to Bordeaux and Paris and Amsterdam in a month. Related: eating grilled cheese and porridge exclusively for next three months.
me: i’m writing a short story where a girl masturbates to feminist theory
guy: that would only work as a joke
me: no its totally serious though
considering pulling an ellen and not talking to my parents until i get back to america
boy: *points to flannery o’connor button on my backpack*
boy: is that bob saget?