Swingset my Ribcage

When I go for drives alone, I recite other people's poems to myself instead of listening to the radio.

help i think im broken i just had the thought ‘i probably wouldn’t like that elementary version of sherlock that my parents watch bc the watson is  a woman so she and a male sherlock could never have any good unresolved sexual/romantic tension’ and it was as serious thought i rreally thought that for a minute. like what im saying is i forgot heterosexuality was a viable way of being

jailwithonlyboys:

19 is certainly an impt age in a tns fan’s life but if you are not 19 do not be sad bc there is also 8 and 14 from like o like h and 15 and 25 from are you ten years ago just let the con sponsor all your bdays

but 20 is even better though bc u can sing ‘i Was nineteen’ and Really Mean It

(via ihateteganandsara)

can i talk about how funny it is that the dept head of the gender and sexuality studies program at my school went on those pregnancy/baby websites when she was first having kids and repeatedly assumed ‘ftm’ meant female to male and not freaking First Time Mom for like weeks and just thought she had found the really hip pregnancy websites where everyone was trans and pregnant???

lysrummet:

collegethanduniverthitieth:

forever unsure if Craig rhymes w egg or not

everybody makes fun of me for how i pronounce “craig” so i’m pretty sure i say it wrong. don’t say it the way i say it.

okay but HOW do you say it???? bc I feel uncomfortable every time I say it. I don’t like when sounds don’t match up with letters in ways ican easily rationalize!

forever unsure if Craig rhymes w egg or not

abbygubler:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this 

'bible versus' get it??

(Source: itssexualhour, via jeliebeliom)

does it still count as paternalism if it’s actually your father

i fucking said ‘hey whats up’ to like a sixtyish yo customer yesterday instead of ‘hello how are you do you have your ingles advantage card’ and i said it totally flat and sarcastic like i would to a person i know i hate/lovemyself